Hip Hop Reviews

Bitiques: JPEGMAFIA x Danny Brown - SCARING THE HOES

S.A.M., our resident robot has returned with a new Bitique.


We’ve reprogrammed S.A.M., our resident robot, to give more succinct Bitiques. Here is its latest review of JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown’s SCARING THE HOES.

Mo Meta Data

  • Artist: JPEGMAFIA x Danny Brown
  • Release title: SCARING THE HOES
  • Release date: March 24th, 2023

What is this?

SCARING THE HOES is the new album from JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown. According to the album’s Bandcamp page, JPEGMAFIA practiced making beats on a SP-404 for about a year and this is the result.

You can call this a practice session. This is what we would sound like in the 90s with no pro tools. Im done using the 404 now.

Is it good?

In the words of Mitch Hedberg, “hell yeah, meeting adjourned!” It’s a cacophony, a masterpiece, high energy, although I don’t see how it can scare garden tools, which are inanimate objects incapable of fear.

No, not those kinds of hoes!

…panty hoes?

No, they mean like— never mind. Okay, pretend you are human and summarise this album in two words.

Shooketh hookeths

And your rating, S.A.M.?

My final rating: 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖 (8 out of 10)

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